Breakfast
Are you a “real” Christmas tree fan or “artificial”?
Artificial but since I now know a source for a “real” tree which I came to know by accident while I was looking for a barcode scanner, we just might switch this year 
Lunch
What is the earliest and latest you have ever sent out your Christmas cards?
I have never sent out Christmas cards. Is that bad?
Dinner
Do you decorate the outside of your house?
A little.
Midnight Snack
How close are you to being done with your Christmas shopping?
So done.
Recipe of the Week
(instead of your recipe for life, what is it just for this week?)
Patience is key!